Book Title Jokes!
I went rummaging through the dusty boxes I had stored away and stumbled upon the faded stacks of my older creations. It has been decades since I had seen some of these writings and drawings and wanted to bring them back out for the world to see!
Here was a collection of book title jokes I came up with a long time ago:
Title Author
Be Prepared Justin Case
My House NobelSonock
Making Drapes Curt Ten
Your Front Yard Moe Dalan
A Question For Sally Oscar Now
Needing Help From Parents Collin Yama
Uncooked Beef RossTake
Counting For Beginners Juan Dutre
Running Very Fast Tucker Doubt
Here Comes The Bride Stan Dup
I Think It Will Snow Again May Knott
The Bookie At The Door Owen Money
I Can’tDo This Myself Linda Hand
Linda Hand Kent Dewitt
All About Reptiles Sally Mander
Why Is She Mad? Herman Dumpter
Day On The Beach Sandy Toejam
Wet Hair Beau Dry
Go Back The Way You Came Hugh Turn
Stuck Paint Can Lid Pryde Open
Cookie Batter Ulik D. Spoon
What’s After Sunday Desmond Day Ringabell
The Interrogation of Larry Tyler E. Up
Annoying Sam Is Still Sick Samuel Yet
Clean Your Yard Drake Broke
The Man With The Bad Aim Mr. Completely
From the Foot Up Tony Hepchest
What Every Living Room Needs Walter Wall Carpeting
Where Do I Put My Fat Aunt? Parker Here
The Toilet John
An Hour Late Ben Waiting
The Boring Lecture Wanda Leaf
Winning the Game Victor Ree
Soft Ground Matt Ted Floor
The Dish In The Sink Mike Up
How To Write A Long Book Warren Piece
The Math Problems Adam Up
The Bathroom Reed N. Room
What Makes A Blimp Fly? Aaron D. Balloon
Tetanus Shot Rusty Nale
Getting Dizzy Turner Round
It Is Dark In Here Dwight Broke
It Took Me By Surprise Oliver Sudden
Learning the Alphabet Abbey Seedee
Kindling Wood Bernice E.
How Do I Get In The House Dorothy Window
North Or South Easter West
Why Are We Going Through The Window? Doris Jammed
Painting Your Room Dark Wallis Black
Bald Man Harris Cut
Passing Gas Claire Out
Shadows Cecil O. Ettes
The Long Lecture Gladys Over
Clumsy Man Grace Full
Spray Paint Errol Salcan
Blood Transfusion Ivy Needle
I Am Done Finn Ish
Over Sooner Than Expected Filmore Tyme
Learning Shakespeare Toby R. Knotoby
Walking Roma Round
Being Bored Rita Booke
Cold Hearted Ruth Less
A Beautiful Morning Sonny Daye
Camping Activities Berry Peking
Signs of Autumn Lief S. Fallen
The Rain Keeps Coming Moore Puddles
Where Do Robins Live? Nestor Birdhouse
Ocean Waves Ripley Waters
No One Likes Ross Roscoe A. Weigh
The Bomb Will Go Off Stanway Back
I am Tired Faye Teague
The Forest Ranger Tremayne Taining
Where To Put The Leftovers Tupper Where
Adolescent Tina Jer
Being Rich Iona Lott
What Pets Like Patton Dem
Italian Food Plato Spaghetti
Don’t You Recognize Me? Hugh R. U.
Over a Hot Fire Weldon Stake
Stubbed Toe Thor Foote
Peter’s Father, Sam Samson Peter
Raining In The House Rufus Gone
Types Of Bread Ryan Holeweat
The Picnic Raynor Shine
Where The Films Are Made Cawley Foreign Yaa
Black And White Forest Burch Trees
What Makes Kites Fly? August F. Wind
The Smart One Vala Dick Torian
A Good Piece of Cake Trudy Light
The Garden Harvey Sting
Heavy Smoker Dion Early
Fast Ed Edwin D. Race
I’m Faster Than Ed Elwin D. Race
Lunch Eden Food
Take A Shower Hugh Smell
Between The Mountains Val Lee
What’s In The Box? Yule C.
Where Is Mel? Melissa Weigh
Panty Hose Lee A. Tard
Do You Want To Help Me? Sherman Y. Knott
Bandwagon Advertisements Avery Boddy
Lost Glasses C. Knott Sowell
In The Forest Roxanne Trees
The End Oliver With